I meant to tack these on at the end. . . "My Virgin Ears, My Virgin Ears, My Virgin Ears!!!!"

"I can't believe I'm listening to my parents talk about sex. I can't take them anywhere. They are so immature."

Ok, I'm supposed to be shrugging my shoulders w/befuddlement here, but upon further review, it looks more like I'm trying to Raise the Roof.